{"id":20,"date":"2009-09-24T12:17:21","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T19:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/?p=20"},"modified":"2010-02-09T15:47:39","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T22:47:39","slug":"bumbuss-raccoons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Bumbus&#8217;s Raccoons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There will be no corn for dinner tonight. There was none last night nor  will there will be any tomorrow. No corn muffins, corn fritters, corn  chowder. There will be no frozen corn kernels for use later in the  season; no corn pone (I don&#8217;t even know what that is but there will be  none). No\u00a0roasted corn on the cob, corn pudding, corn salsa,  creamed corn, cream of corn soup, corn au gratin, or Cajun smothered  corn. No corn, none.<\/p>\n<p>You see the raccoons raided my corn patch the other night.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-21 alignnone\" title=\"cornfield\" src=\"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/cornfield-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"cornfield\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/cornfield-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/cornfield-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/cornfield.jpg 1049w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThey didn&#8217;t leave a single cob uneaten.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-22\" title=\"corn2c\" src=\"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/corn2c.jpg\" alt=\"corn2c\" width=\"600\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/corn2c.jpg 600w, http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/corn2c-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They laugh at me. They had their party  and\u00a0left the mess for me to clean up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There will be no corn for dinner tonight. There was none last night nor will there will be any tomorrow. No corn muffins, corn fritters, corn chowder. There will be no frozen corn kernels for use later in the season; no corn pone (I don&#8217;t even know what that is but there will be none). [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-of","category-pegs-postings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/peg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}