{"id":182,"date":"2011-01-29T07:14:28","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T12:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/frees.com\/?p=182"},"modified":"2011-01-29T07:14:28","modified_gmt":"2011-01-29T12:14:28","slug":"well-feel-good-when-he-stops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/frees.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ll Feel Good When He Stops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Tiger Woods play golf in his 2011 debut reminds me of the old joke about the guy hitting his head against the wall. When asked why, he replies, &#8220;Because it feels so good when I stop.&#8221; Within three minutes of watching on Thursday I heard him drop the F-bomb and slam his club into the ground. Within 30 seconds of watching today, he slams his driver down on the tee box. He is a man who clearly hates what he&#8217;s doing. Why doesn&#8217;t he stop? He&#8217;s still got lots of money. He&#8217;s single again, free to chase waitresses and porn stars. Why doesn&#8217;t he do golf fans a favor and disappear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Tiger Woods play golf in his 2011 debut reminds me of the old joke about the guy hitting his head against the wall. When asked why, he replies, &#8220;Because it feels so good when I stop.&#8221; Within three minutes of watching on Thursday I heard him drop the F-bomb and slam his club into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mikes_rambling"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/182\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}