by Bloobo Numbladder<\/p>\n
It was a nice summer day back in 1976.\u00a0 I was watching\u00a0a rerun of Hogan’s Heroes\u00a0at my girlfriend\u2019s apartment while girlfriend was in the bathroom doing whatever it is women do in the bathroom.\u00a0 The phone rang.<\/p>\n
Girlfriend:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Can you get it?<\/p>\n
Me (picking up phone):\u00a0\u00a0 Hello?<\/p>\n
Caller:\u00a0\u00a0 Where the hell are you guys!?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0\u00a0 Us?\u00a0 Where the hell are you?<\/p>\n
Caller:\u00a0 I\u2019m at Denny\u2019s.\u00a0 We were supposed to meet here a half hour ago, remember?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 No, you moron.\u00a0 We originally said Denny\u2019s but then we changed it to Lyon\u2019s.<\/p>\n
Caller:\u00a0 We did?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 You weren\u2019t paying attention as usual, loser.\u00a0 We waited around for you but when you didn\u2019t show up, we came back here.\u00a0 How soon can you make it to Lyon\u2019s?<\/p>\n
Caller:\u00a0 Uh, I can be there in ten minutes.<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 Okay, we\u2019ll see you there in ten minutes.\u00a0 (hangs up)<\/p>\n
Girlfriend:\u00a0 Who was that?<\/p>\n
Me:\u00a0 I dunno \u2013 some asshole who can\u2019t dial a phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
by Bloobo Numbladder It was a nice summer day back in 1976.\u00a0 I was watching\u00a0a rerun of Hogan’s Heroes\u00a0at my girlfriend\u2019s apartment while girlfriend was in the bathroom doing whatever it is women do in the bathroom.\u00a0 The phone rang. Girlfriend:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Can you get it? Me (picking up phone):\u00a0\u00a0 Hello? Caller:\u00a0\u00a0 Where the hell are you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guest_ramblings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/frees.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}